I do want to share a small excerpt, however, from the removed post.
There is a person I know who has a dog. This person has had this dog since it was, oh, maybe a month old. This dog, now four years old, still shits in the house and won't eat its own food because they feed it from the table. This person has recently been at my house and has tried explaining to me just how to train my dog (who shits in the grass and doesn't get food from the table, thankyouverymuch). This person's claim to fame is teaching my dog how to "speak"; the most pointless trick ever. When will I ever want her to bark for no reason?If I'm being honest, the one trick I'd like to teach her is to actually speak. "Yo mom. I gotsta pee." Now that would be useful. Teach my dog how to do THAT.
|This would also be a useful trick.|