I almost wish I had video-taped it because it may have been almost as funny as this:
If I had done that with Pippi, I'd have no teeth. This dude is either seriously trusting or seriously stupid.
This morning, when I was getting ready for work, she was stretching out on the carpet beside me and decided to dig her paw into my foot and make my toe bleed with her unclipped claws. She's like the evil genius of payback.
Ironically, I received the "Love Me Love My Dog" print I ordered in the mail yesterday and framed it with the frame I'd bought just for it.
|I may love her, but sometimes she can be a real jerk.|
To add to my evening of FAIL, I was forced to get on the elliptical instead of going for a run after work because I was so incredibly dizzy. When I got off the elliptical, it was almost like I had drank a couple glasses of wine, but just in the "when I turn my head things are weird", not in the "wee, I feel great" way. Being the helpful friends that they are, Kara, Alyssa, and Amanda suggested that I take the first ENT's advice and gain a bunch of weight because it might help with the dizziness. While eating nothing but ice cream and peanut butter sounds tempting, I'm sure I'd get sick of them quickly, and I can't afford to replace all of my clothes for bigger ones.
|It doesn't get any closer to a 10-minute elliptical mile.|
I'm hoping tomorrow's long run isn't a dizzy one. Fingers crossed! Plus, I've got houses to see!