Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Doucheweasel Harper

Remember back when I totally dumped on Jillian Michaels?

Well, I still feel the same way about her. Nothing has changed there. She still needs to put a shirt on (although I dig her arms). I thought, when the new season of The Biggest Loser aired and she was coming back, that I was going to hate it so much, but I have a new "least favorite thing" about the show and, as much as it pains me to say, it's Bob Harper! I've never really done a "review" on him, but I do mention liking him in several posts (just not showing as much love for his workout videos).

I used to enjoy him for the fact that he wasn't a douchebag, but that's all changed. Have you seen him lately?

I just can't. He's gotten worse than Jillian at the "yell at them until they throw up" exercise plan. Jillian still does her fair share, but it's pretty bad when she is the one who tells Bob to stop yelling because "he's making a weird sound. Are you sure he's ok?" I just get the general feeling that he's trying way too hard.

I really hope Dolvett doesn't jump on the douchey bandwagon because, well...yum. If I was a celebrity, I'd hire him as my trainer any day.

I really think they should have a Biggest Loser-type show where there's no yelling. Maybe I should have continued with getting my fitness trainer certification and invented that show. Blast! My ticket to fame and fortune! Although, I guess I'd have to get a few tattoos to be taken seriously.
Proof that no one looks good in ill-fitting sweatpants.


  1. From this post, I can only assume that you are basing Bob's douchiness on his hipster glasses. As a fellow hipster glasses wearer, I take offense.

  2. I read that fat collects in people ears so if you want fat people to listen well, you HAVE to yell.

    1. It's not fat, it's ham.

  3. The last picture is hilarious! I've never watched the show so I have no idea about any of them but I still love Jillian Michaels workout videos! :)

  4. I had no idea you hated Jillian. I don't know if I can continue to follow your blog.

  5. I'm glad I'm not the only one that hates Jillian. I'm not as far as hating Bob yet though.

  6. This reminds me why I quit watching that show. I get so annoyed a the trainers, and well some of the contestants too.

  7. seriously why did they have them all wear sweats like that?