Sex in March should be off limits

My family likes to make December way more stressful than it already is.

How so? The December birthdays in my family are as follows:

13th - brother, me
16th - dad, sister-in-law
17th - cousin
23rd - mom
24th - cousin
Total: 7

Pippi literally missed the list by days.

To be fair, Jeremy and I were born six weeks early, so had we not been premature, we'd have been born in January. Growing up, my family had one rule...that we don't marry someone born in December. Luckily this wasn't a "if you do it, we will disown you" sort of rule or my brother would currently be blacklisted.

In other news: Happy Birthday today to my twin brother (and me) :)

There's no question this one was taken in the early 80's.

I'd be done shopping for December by now if it weren't for all these dang birthdays! I only have one gift left: one for my mom. Any ideas??