A virtual 5k and things that should be outlawed

Before I get into the meat of the post, I want to tell you about running my first virtual 5k yesterday.

Courtney held the virtual 5k in remembrance of her daughter, Ashlyn. I've never done a virtual race, and this one could have gone better, but knowing that I had committed to doing it for a good cause and was already a day late on completing it, I kept going. I really wanted to run outside, but it was pouring out so I took a detour and hopped on the treadmill at my gym. I'm pretty sure those treadmills are pieces of junk sent to earth to destroy my ankles, but I got it done in 30 minutes.


And now onto the meat...Things I just don't "get"
(or where my brain goes when I have too much time to think.)

• Some of the deals for my area (central North Carolina) on Groupon and LivingSocial:
  • $899 for Six Zerona Laser Body-Contouring Treatments (Up to $2,370 Value)
    Painless lasers shine through outer skin layers to liquefy subcutaneous fat & create inch reduction through natural waste systems
    No, I don't live in Beverly Hills. And no, I don't actually believe this would work. And no, I don't understand the explanation either. Shockingly enough, 42 people have currently bought this.
     
  • Up to 78% Off Haircut or Extensions
    For $199, you get a hair-extension package (up to a $475 total value) that includes:
    
    • Malaysian micro-link hair extensions (up to a $275 value)
    • $200 toward other hair extensions
      Hair...extensions? Really?

• Detoxing/Cleansing
  Every day I poop and I pee and that's pretty much the way my body handles the food and drink and excess vitamins and things that I put into it. If I feel my pants fitting a bit too tight, I cut back on the junky food and up my workouts. When I feel grimy, I take a shower. Why why why are detoxing/cleansing plans so popular?!
  

  

  I like food...and bathing.

• The minidress + cowboy boots look
  

  

  Whenever I see someone in this getup, I can't help
  but think how stinky her feet must be.

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

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  Enough said.

•  People considering pictures like this to be inspiration:
  

  

  There's nothing inspiring about looking like you may have an
  eating disorder.

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• People who only need three hours of sleep a night.
  Try to give me only three hours of sleep a night and see how long I let you live.
  
  
• Not liking peanut butterTHE greatest food ever invented! Where do these peanut butter haters come from?! That place should be outlawed.

 
 What did I miss? Is there anything that you just don't "get" that you'd add to this list?