Sorry about the sideways orientation. iPod video shooting is not my strong point. And yes, at the end of it he decided he needed to clean his man parts, so the video had to end because, let's face it, that's just gross.
Also last night I decided I wanted jelly beans. My friend went to Disney World in Florida last month and brought me back Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. If you're not a fan of Harry Potter, these are Jelly Belly jelly beans, with some really gross flavors mixed in. Those flavors are:
Since I didn't have any regular jelly beans, I decided to eat some of these, being very careful to not grab any of the above flavors. Unfortunately, I failed in my mission, and I think I ate a booger-flavored one. I was so disgusted, I promptly brushed my teeth to get the flavor out of my mouth. And then the flavor kept emerging in the form of burps, because tasting it once wasn't gross enough. A true test of my gag reflex. The thought is making me shudder, and so onto my next random adventure...
I did something yesterday that I swore I'd never do. I told myself it was dumb and that there were better things I could do with my time. But then, out of nowhere, I just did it.
I downloaded the full version of Angry Birds Rio. How dare they add an animated movie spin. They KNOW I can't resist animated movies! I blame Angry Birds. They owe me 99 cents.
Dear Harry Potter:
|...and I hope you are forced to eat a vomit-flavored jelly bean!|