That pretty little lady is Mason. Mason and I are hanging out this weekend. I'm house/dog-sitting for my friends Erin and Dan, who are out-of-town for the weekend. She's an elderly lady who likes to sleep a lot and grunt and pant when she's excited or has to go pee. She's missing some teeth, so she likes to wipe her dribble on your leg after drinking. I mean, no respectable girl wants to be dribbly. Currently she's snoring and, apparently, having some pretty active dreams. She's awesome.