On Friday I drove up to Tysons Corner, VA early to meet and pick up
Kari. After getting lost on the cluster that is 95/495/295/hell these days, I finally realized that she was working, literally, right next door to
Tysons Corner mall. Such a bad influence! I resisted buying anything for a long time and then I found the Coach store. I normally just walk in and wonder in amazement over the fancy purses and then walk out, wondering whether the clerks think I'm going to steal something the entire time.
This Coach store, however, had jewelry. There's a Coach ring I've been eyeing up for a while...
and they had it there. I was trying it on and putting it down and trying on all the others and it occurred to me that my birthday is in a couple of weeks and I hadn't bought anything for myself yet, so why not buy a ring? (By "buy," I really mean "put on my credit card"). I ended up choosing a different one than the one pictured, but I won't wear it until my birthday, so stay tuned for a picture :)
When Kari was done working, I drove over and picked her up and she presented me with a seriously awesome early birthday gift.
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How cool he?! |
We got to Kara's house way earlier than we'd planned and she was on her way home from the doctor with her daughter. When she got there and opened up the door and let Peanut (her dog) out, I was in love! She has the same energy as Pippi but doesn't jump incessantly. I wanted to take her home and Kara kept offering her to me. Why she did not come home with me, I'm not sure.
Literally the next thing that happened was, Kara got me a glass of water and I proceeded to spill it all over the floor. I was prohibited from being around anything else that could potentially spill the rest of the night. Showing my true colors a little too soon.
While her daughter was eating her dinner, I tried to get her to say "cookie" because she pronounces it "cock". I got a couple of "caaahk"s out of her and it was enough.
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She eats her Oreos in three layers. So ahead of her age. |
When
Alyssa and
Amanda got there, Kara made us homemade pizzas. Like, she created the dough out of flour and oil and some other things. So fancy!
And then came the team shirt painting. I'd already painted the front of the shirts with "Team Bitch"
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With our powers combined... |
Alyssa painted the back of her shirt: Chocolate Loving Bitch
I was given the task of painting the others: Crazy Bitch for Kara, Nasty Bitch for Kari, Sexy Bitch for me, and Notta Bitch for Amanda.
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You ain't cool unless you wear your Noodle Hugger like Rambo. |
And then, Kara presented me with a surprise early birthday cake!
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I love surprises. And fire! |
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Don't worry, I made a really good wish. |
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Purple flowers! Kara said the lady at the cake place thought it was for her
daughter so she made it extra special. |
Before bed, we had some laughs over watching TLC's Say Yes to the Dress and previews for Virgin Diaries. And then, you know, pillow-fighting in our underwear. I also snuggled with Peanut for a little while before bed. I wanted her to come sleep in the bed, but she needed her space.
These ladies are seriously amazing. Thanks again for the fun times!
Have you ever met someone in real life that you'd previously only talked to online?
This was a million times more successful than that time I unsuccessfully tried online dating.