I'm officially disturbed, creeped out, and disgusted. I had a dream last night. It involved a man. What man?
OMG. My brain hates me! What is that?! I don't find Jerry Seinfeld attractive, I hated his show, his jokes suck, and HE'S OLDER THAN MY DAD! It keeps haunting me. I wish I could scrub my brain with Ajax. My brain totally owes me for this one. I think somewhere along the line I really pissed karma off.
|What's your problem? I dreamed about chasing |
deer and eating your socks.