My brain has left the building

Literally, all I can think about is dog stuff recently. I feel like I may begin forgetting the things I need...like that doctor appointment I need to make and the monthly prescriptions I need to pick up this weekend, and all those toiletries on my Target list. Oh, but I need to bring Pippi in for her first vet visit and I need to decide on a pet insurance company and oh, Etsy, you wily mink for taunting me with all your amazing dog collars! I'm pretty sure the first one I'll be ordering is

This one. It's a "limited edition", you guys! A limited edition collar.
Yes, I've gone crazy.

And, since shipping is less if you order more than one, I'll have to order two. Oh, the horror!

I did a lot of collar searching this weekend, and I highly recommend fairytailcollars for all your fun collar design needs. (No, she didn't tell me to say this. This is my own opinion. I pinkie swear). You can choose any color you'd like for the webbing part of the collar, and also whatever size you need, and some collars you can order with matching leashes! Oh if only I were a millionaire.

Also, amazon STILL has not sent my dog toys order. I'm getting peeved! I know I chose the free shipping method, but dude, it's been a week since I ordered. I have a puppy who keeps trying to chew on my clean underwear and socks, blankets, pillows.... Help a girl out!

In other news, I'm going to make an appointment with the doctor to figure out what the heck is going on with the whole getting lightheaded/feeling fuzzy in my head, hands, and feet, while doing intense cardio. I've been working out for way too many years for this to be happening. I hope her response isn't, "yep, you're knocking on death's door." If so, it was nice knowing you all! Hopefully it's something easily heal-able, like anemia or an ear infection. If it's a broken brain, I'm blaming it on the dogs.

In closing, I'd like to thank Kara so very much for this:

 ...and by "thank", I really mean I hope your puppy poops on you :)